Test dye a small portion of your material.
Squish dye between your fingers so Mother cannot remove easily even with an entire bottle of Johnson's Baby Soap. Yeah, go ahead and add some yellow.
Apply color generously to bulk of material.
Take a moment to smile pretty for your fans, after you remove your pants.
Pretend you are an Etch-a-Sketch
Show off your wares to the most discerning critic in town (also pantless, those eccentric types).
Do your best Lily Tomlin impersonation.
Try a distracting chicken dance.
Drop it low and get your green shirt groove on.
Bathe in the beauty of your inner O'Keefe and patent the half-arm, pointer finger look. It's sassy, avant-guard and oh so green.