Friday, November 12, 2010

How to Make a Green Tube Shirt

Step One:
Test dye a small portion of your material.

Step Two:
Squish dye between your fingers so Mother cannot remove easily even with an entire bottle of Johnson's Baby Soap. Yeah, go ahead and add some yellow.

Step Three:
Apply color generously to bulk of material.

Step Four:
Take a moment to smile pretty for your fans, after you remove your pants.

Step Five:
Pretend you are an Etch-a-Sketch

Step Six:
Show off your wares to the most discerning critic in town (also pantless, those eccentric types).

Step Seven:
Do your best Lily Tomlin impersonation.

Step Eight:
Try a distracting chicken dance.

Step Nine:
Drop it low and get your green shirt groove on.

Step Ten:
Bathe in the beauty of your inner O'Keefe and patent the half-arm, pointer finger look. It's sassy, avant-guard and oh so green.


Monica said...

I love their faces when Grayson gets a glimpse of her. It almost looks like a, "Ooooh, you're gonna get in trouble! But I think it's really funny anyways," kind of face.

JRitz said...

Oh my that is way to cute and funny!! You are in trouble with this one!

pajama mom said...

i'm going to have to try that
distracting chicken dance!
love it.

Anonymous said...

She was just getting her green on, mom :) Your captions are hysterical. <3 <3

One Sided Momma said...

monica - i loved how she was mocking his expression not realizing the irony in that. :)

jritz - she has definitely proven to be more free of spirit than her older bro but she can afford it w/her frazzled mama.

pj - it's good for the soul

anonymommy- thank you. :)