Damn. Cadbury Eggs are out already. And I thought I was doing so great avoiding McLattes, peppermint patties, and leftover Christmas candy but the Cadbury Egg? You might as well hook me up to the Keurig and shoot the sugary yolk directly into my veins. Game over. Oh, and for the record, I also lost the recent will power struggle on those off road dirt colored half Ugg/ half moccasin Mommy boots. I found some in my size on the clearance rack and so now me, the UghMom boots and several half eaten (I'm no monster) Cadbury Eggs can be found somewhere in this house with a blissed out grin and a big fat vacuous hole where my resolve once was.
(Not a Cadbury Egg and not even recent. It's a 7 month Grayson but don't you want to eat him too?)