Monday, January 11, 2010

Will Power Outage

Damn. Cadbury Eggs are out already. And I thought I was doing so great avoiding McLattes, peppermint patties, and leftover Christmas candy but the Cadbury Egg? You might as well hook me up to the Keurig and shoot the sugary yolk directly into my veins. Game over. Oh, and for the record, I also lost the recent will power struggle on those off road dirt colored half Ugg/ half moccasin Mommy boots. I found some in my size on the clearance rack and so now me, the UghMom boots and several half eaten (I'm no monster) Cadbury Eggs can be found somewhere in this house with a blissed out grin and a big fat vacuous hole where my resolve once was.













(Not a Cadbury Egg and not even recent. It's a 7 month Grayson but don't you want to eat him too?)

9 comments:

Monica said...

Are they really? They're like the best, worst things ever. I will have to not go to the store at all for some time now.

pajama mom said...

i think we may have been separated at birth.

One Sided Momma said...

monica - giant is the culprit, the other stores might be safe. :)

pj - i'm beginning to think the same thing.

Cristie Ritz King said...

This is why I love you both. Although-OSM-PJ is a math geek. Just sayin'
Also-what are these boots of which you speak? I might need to find me some.

One Sided Momma said...

crk - perhaps fraternal then. pj's egg got all the smarts. mine got all the cracks. and as for the boots i got mine from target (shocker) and if you zen out and look where you least expect to find them (say the gummy bear aisle?) they might magically appear as mine did, right size and all. i know, i'm clearly touched. :)

pajama mom said...

if you girls cave, so will i, the cardy's have been calling my name for some time now.

i keep hoping they will appear at marshalls.

math AND english, it's all good.

One Sided Momma said...

pj, i had to google cardy's and then realized those were (well, the knock offs were, more accurately) the actual boot i was looking for when i came across the other uggish ones - those cardy's look ridiculously cozy but afraid i won't be caving until they do show up at marshalls. :)

p.s. math AND english? greedy little embryo, you were.

pajama mom said...

lol! i meant YOU got the english part. i got the math part. and together it's all good. :)

One Sided Momma said...

aha! and here i was misreading that b/c i think you have the english part under wraps too. just think, if we weren't separated we could probably communicate through clicks and grunts. may not be too different once we meet in (hopefully) the summer after a glass or three of wine. : )