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Friday, May 18, 2012

Sparkles, Sunshine & Rug Burn

May your weekend be sparkly...

...filled with sunshine...

..and definitely end better than this did:

Happy Friday, my friends!

Posted by OSMA at 5/18/2012 11:11:00 AM

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...: "Ouch!"; May 18, 2012 at 6:52 PM
JRitz said...: Uh oh.; May 21, 2012 at 9:37 AM
OSMA said...: Wasn't so bad, must admit, they quickly decided it wasn't worth the burned tush.; May 21, 2012 at 3:27 PM

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OSMA: aspiring to keep a cool spirit about bad hair, willful children, an aging canine, one busy husband and bathing suit weather. I curse too much, get angry instead of sad, and slow down for squirrels even when it's raining and probably it was a pile of wet leaves anyway. Every day I seem to disappoint myself about something important and every night I try to make peace with that. Parenting has sullied my ego and yes, sometimes I miss the confidence of ignorance but wouldn't trade it for all the salted caramel latte cups left in my recycle bin.

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