An Ode to Belly Fat - sung to the tune of "Smelly Cat" by Phoebe Buffay.
D minor.
Belly Fat,
Belly Fat,
What is she feeding you?
Belly Fat,
Ohhh, Belly Fat,
It's not your fault.
She won't take you to the beach.
She dresses you like Stacey Keach.
You may not be in a medium.
You suffer from chocolate milk tedium.
Belly Fat,
Belly Fat,
What isn't she feeding you?
Belly Fat,
Belly Fat,
It's not your fault.
3 comments:
ok i don't even know where
to start with all the
bonus points you get for this!
i'll start with
+10 for phoebe reference!
Oh I can relate way too much to this one!
peej - another Friends fanatic? pivot, PIVOT! the best.
jritz - i don't know one woman, over the age of 20 who likes this part of her body. okay, i know one but she works her booty off for it so i will not send hatemail. :)
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