Lyrically Unsound

Tonight's Quentin Tarantino-esque rendition of Hush Little Baby to Abby:

Hush Little Baby
Don't you cry
Momma's gonna buy you a....
(Shoot, what's the first thing? Two seconds in and I'm choking.)
Momma's gonna buy you a
Horse that flies.

And if that horse that flies runs away
Momma's gonna buy you a.....
Kardashian ring on ebay

And if that ring on ebay
is junk
Momma's gonna write that
worthless punk

And if that worthless punk
don't write back
Momma's gonna buy you
a pit bull in tact

And if that pit bull in tact
gets run over
Momma's gonna buy you
a brand new snowblower

And if that snowblower
won't cut through ice
Momma's gonna sing another
song that is nice.


Goodnight & sleep tight bloggities.
(Don't let the in tact pit bulls bite.)