Monday, November 9, 2009


All right y'all. Though I do sincerely appreciate your skepticism, here's proof of the jowls. I'm all about fairness and it's only fair that my dear readers get the full picture. No comments necessary. Me and my "flews" can handle things. I will simply walk around w/my bi-level haircut and fool people into looking at the very tip of my chin instead of the, well, you know.

jowly, jowly, jowls.

And you guys thought I was making sh*t up.


Monica said...

I still don't see anything but a very pretty looking lady.

Monica said...

BTW, my friend did see you in person. There were two of them and they stayed at my house over the wedding. Sooo....I think we are both right and you are wrong and just accept the fact that you are one beautiful mamma.

Tracy G said...

In that case, I have them too!!!!
I'm sending you a pic to your facebook account so you can see for yourself!!!

Cristie Ritz King said...

I think I might have the wrong definition of jowls.
Also, the haircut is AWESOME!!! It looks THICK (what!?!?) and lush.
Hot mama.

One Sided Momma said...

monica- i will say thank you and shut my (jowly) trap. :)

trace- dimples. that's all i see in your pic. cute lovely dimples.

ritz- thank you. thick- wha? who? how?? right on.

Jessica said...

I must need glasses because I definitely don't see any jowls. For real.

One Sided Momma said...

cool. none of you can see it which means i am seeing into my future. they are there, trust me but i'm thinking they are an expression type thing and are probably seen better in person. thanks for the comments you guys and next time i complain about a physical oddity, i promise to produce results.